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Obituary
@Chazwesley99's wall
Rest in beige
Also known as “Off-Beat Alabaster”.
Cause of death
Sound Check Hemorrhage
Drum cables crowded its last stretch of silence.
Eyeline Starvation
A huge blank surface never got its headliner.
Applause Loss
The kit arrived, but the wall got no encore.
In lieu of flowers
Laid flat for art; the drum kit was its final encore.
Reported by @Chazwesley99 on X, October 30, 2026. See the post
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