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Obituary
@chazwesley99's wall
Rest in beige
Also known as “Hushed White”.
Cause of death
Cause: TV stole the room
Stood silently as a black rectangle got all the love
Cause: Console kept it company
Loomed above drawers that never once looked up
Cause: Chronic undress
Went frame-free through every season on record
In lieu of flowers
At rest at last. Bring on the color, eye level forever.
Reported by @chazwesley99 on Instagram, October 23, 2026.
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